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Jersey Wahoos 

One of the shittiest pools you will ever lay eyes on. Hell hole for people who swim here year round. Quite honestly one of the most drama filled teams you will ever meet. Has a guys team filled with assholes. Once you are there you can never leave. Known for sucking the lives out of innocent children. All the nice girls here eventually turn into hoes.
Boy: "Man that girl slept with him and his friend"
Boy 2: "Damn she must be from Jersey wahoos."

Friend: "Wanna go out tonight?"
Swimmer: "No i have fucking swim practice at Jersey Wahoos"
Jersey Wahoos by summerlists August 23, 2009
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r/whoosh 

Typically Reddit users use this term and r/wooosh when the joke goes right over your head (when you misinterpret it.)
Person A: Bone Apple Teeth 😍
Person B: It’s Bon Apetit dumbass
Person A: r/whoosh
r/whoosh by imbeciIe July 22, 2018
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Looking in the internet comment section you may see "r/whoosh", or "whoosh" and wonder "wHaT dOeS iT mEaN?".
I got chu.

If you see a dumb comment that completely misses the point of the subject (for example someone not getting/taking a joke), then you type "whoosh" which means it went way over their head!
Person1: 911 was done by Teletubbies

Person2: lmao

Person3: NO IT WASN'T!!! Why do people keep saying that *gives a long ass theory on what their opinion is*

Person2: r/whoosh!
Whoosh by XChristinaXx September 2, 2018

Boom Boom whoosh 

The most grace ful thing in the MCU. When Stephen Strange slams his hands together in infinity war to make the magic
Dr. Strange used the Boom Boom whoosh to try and stop ebony maw and cull obsidian

r/whoosh 

a subreddit, commonly used when someone doesn't get a joke and tries to correct the person who told the joke.
guy 1: commas are important people!!
guy 2: commas aren't people.
guy 3: r/whoosh
r/whoosh by hazeltongue January 7, 2019

Cheif Wahoo 

To be the boss; run the show; housin.
Cheif Wahooing-VERB
Some punks were getting wild at the party so Polo had to Cheif Wahoo and tell those busters what's up.
Cheif Wahoo by mackrock17 March 15, 2008

r/whoosh 

It means you didnt get the joke, or you corrected a person who purposely wrote/said the phrase that way. You can add more "o"s when the person totally misunderstood or corrected the joke that shouldn't have been corrected, and that will be "r/whooosh" or "r/whooooosh" etc.
A: - I can see you're not the best student
B: - Is you blind?
C: -*ARE you blind dumbass

B: - r/whoosh