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Vaughn Wamsley

1. A personal injury lawyer and minor celebrity in Central Indiana. Well known for plastering his face all over billboards, phonebooks, and the like. Often thought of as an ambulance chaser, but has amazing hair.

2. A game, similar to "padiddle", played by sneaking up on a friend, shouting "Vaaaaauuuuuuugggggghhhhhhnnnnn... WHAM-sley!" and punching said friend in the shoulder.
1. Vaughn Wamsley: Hey, does anyone need a personal injury attorney? Have you been injured in an accident? KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!

2. Me: (quietly) Vaaaaauuuuuugggghhhhhnnnn...

Friend: What are you doing?

Me: (yells, punching friend in the arm) WHAM-sley!

Friend: Ow, stop it. I think I need a personal injury attorney now.
Vaughn Wamsley by Dildano December 29, 2010
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Whamsauce 

To run over, demolish, or destroy something
"Wow he just whamsauced the meet crew"
Whamsauce by rdunning4242 March 27, 2015

warms the cockles of my heart 

pleases and delights in a warm fuzzy way
it may be an old English casual term
When you paid for my lunch with that big smile it warmed the cockles of my heart!
It warms the cockles of my heart to hear you speak so kindly of your sister.

Whamsicle 

When something goes so good it hits a positive version of whammy that's delicious - a whamsicle!

There's a Double+ Whamsicle - when two things go so good at once, and the legendary Triple+ Whamsicle - when three things go so good at once!

Anymore than three whamsicles at one time result in immediate death of the portraying whamsicle events.
Chad's Sister: I JUST WON $10,000 ON A LOTTERY TICKET!
Anthony: Oh mann, that's a Whamsicle!

Chad's Sister: I JUST WON $10,000 ON A LOTTERY TICKET AND CHAD ALMOST PICKED IT AS HIS YANKEE SWAP GIFT BUT HE DIDN'T!
Anthony: Oh mann, that's a Double+ Whamsicle!

Chad's Sister: I JUST WON $10,000 ON A LOTTERY TICKET, CHAD ALMOST PICKED IT AS HIS YANKEE SWAP GIFT BUT HE DIDN'T, AND HE'S UGLY!
Anthony: Oh mann, that's the legendary Triple+ Whamsicle!

wahmen respector

guys who go out their way to respect wahmen
ewan's soul existence is to be a wahmen respector
wahmen respector by smallslimshady February 3, 2018
A select species that always needs respek

The superior race

our gods in heaven oh above
PewDiePie always respeks wahmen
Wahmen by JeFf respeker November 14, 2017