whamburger 

the imaginary food given to someone bitchin or complainin or whinin 24/7. similar to the whambulance service.

So what he cheated on you with your besfriend.... do you want a whamburger and some french cries??

whamburger by Corbet December 9, 2008

waaburger 

An imaginary food, usually followed with french cries. Is usually offered to someone who is whining, complaining, or bitching.

Typical "emo" kid: "My life sucks!"
Dude: "Get yourself a waaburger and some french cries."

Guy 1: "Dude, today sucks."
Guy 2: "What did you have for lunch? A waaburger?"

waaburger by punkbass_20x6 April 21, 2006

wahburger and french cries 

what you give someone when they are being whiny bitches and acting like they are the only one in the world with problems

If Lauren says "Geez that jerk didn't even hold the door for me". You can respond with "you want a wahburger and french cries?"

wahburger and french cries by Reality!! April 9, 2012

wamburger 

What you offer to a noob that is in some way complaining or crying. Also see Wambulance French Cries and care police

Noob: God you people make me so angry.

Person A: Shall we get you some French cries and a wamburger while the care police come to assist the wambulance?

wamburger by drunkbum222 November 26, 2006

whoburger 

Word used to define a vajina which has been created through modern Sexual Reassignment Surgery SRS Often used in place of the word "vagina" to make explaining the surgery and the final product easier on those engaging in conversation.

Transexual Amy: "Once the surgery is all done, my whoburger will work just like a genetic girl's!"
Adam: "Wow, even in sex?"
Transexual Amy: "Yep. Just like a real whoburger."

whoburger by Transexual Amy September 15, 2009

waaburger 

Term used to imply wimpiness or whininess. Often used with french cries

How about a waaburger and some french cries?

waaburger by Waamburglar March 1, 2006

Whamburger 

when one craps between two pieces of bread and gives it to some whinny d bag

"Shut up and eat a whamburger"

Whamburger by Whamburgler November 2, 2008