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An imaginary food, usually followed with french cries. Is usually offered to someone who is whining, complaining, or bitching.
Typical "emo" kid: "My life sucks!"
Dude: "Get yourself a waaburger and some french cries."

Guy 1: "Dude, today sucks."
Guy 2: "What did you have for lunch? A waaburger?"
by punkbass_20x6 March 30, 2006
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Term used to imply wimpiness or whininess. Often used with french cries
How about a waaburger and some french cries?
by Waamburglar March 01, 2006
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