by BAABE++++ August 26, 2008
Someone who hates their job, but works to live a miserable life. Eventually, the wagie discovers his life is pointless and he is only causing pain to himself.
by polonino June 12, 2019
by mdp1111111111 February 28, 2010
It's when wage cucks save up all their bi-weekly dollayrdoos to have a "night out on the town" with the other wage slaves that party alongside them until late, wishing they had the life of a person that can do chow (cocaine) on a Tuesday with strippers and not have to be up early for that 8am business call with boss in Shanghai.
Wagie 1: whats on the menu tonight boys?
Wagie 2: you know we always go-to bleecker St when we get our bi-weekly allowance.
Wagie 3: ya man, I love playing darts there and the guys are always hot!
Wagie 1: then let's go halfzies on a bottle at the club and get girls to drink from it!
Wagie 2: now THATS a Wagie ragie I've ever heard it.
Wagie 2: you know we always go-to bleecker St when we get our bi-weekly allowance.
Wagie 3: ya man, I love playing darts there and the guys are always hot!
Wagie 1: then let's go halfzies on a bottle at the club and get girls to drink from it!
Wagie 2: now THATS a Wagie ragie I've ever heard it.
by 6 bohrillion February 8, 2019
If someone either spills a drink on a houseparty or falls of a tree while he is trying to climb a wall.
He builds a Wagi.
He builds a Wagi.
A:Oh my god! What happened to your arm?
B:Oh yeah! I broke it. I somehow build a Wagi!
A:Oh no not again!
B:Oh yeah! I broke it. I somehow build a Wagi!
A:Oh no not again!
by unreal_conditionals May 25, 2010
Clean it up wagie is a phrase, used by people/robots who spill oil on Walmart floors to make part time employee job's a hell.
by ygtsglck June 28, 2023
by Sha-it-ah March 14, 2023