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wafflegasm 

The overwhelming feeling of joy that comes from a fresh bouquet of homemade waffles on an other wise cold, yucky morning.
Roommate 1: I was planning to sleep in, but this morning you had to get up and have a wafflegasm at the crack of dawn.
Roommate 2: Yeah sorry about that.
Roommate 1: You could at least be quiet about it...
Roommate 2: Obviously you haven't tried these waffles.
wafflegasm by Josephine Crew March 29, 2009
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Making a girl cum twice & not cumming yourself in space of 1 hour.(strictly penetration!!!!)
Can only be administered by a Wahlberg.
i.e. extreme pleasure
'i gave a girl a wahlgasm last nite'
wahlgasm by wahlberg MC October 23, 2004
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wafflegasm 

A rare occurance during which a human literally ejaculates a pre-cooked waffle. It is said to be extremely painful and in extremely rare cases, the waffle is followed by maple syrup and in one recorded instance, a small amount of butter.
1-"I had a wafflegasm last night"
2-"Did it hurt?"
1-"Yeah, im seeing my doctor tommarow."
2-"Has that ever happened to you before?"
1-"Once. I cried.*sniffle*"
wafflegasm by QazRant January 15, 2011
An obvious conjunction of the words "wave" and "orgasm". Rather than the common explosive orgasm recieved during a sex session, waves of orgasms continue for extended periods of time, hitting one right after another.
Girl #1: "So how'd last night go with Dan?"
Girl #2: "Amazing, he gave me wavegasms for half the night, I thought I was going to pass out."
Wavegasm by Doc Carr November 6, 2008

where's-wallygasm 

the extreme pleasure recieved when you find wally in the popular childrens book/game 'where's wally'
its so terribly frustrating when u find him you have an extreme sense of achievement.
FOUND THE BASTARD =D=D=D *where's-wallygasm*
where's-wallygasm by billy baghands November 23, 2009

wafflegasm 

The announcement of one's orgasm via masturbation.
"I will be ejaculating at the beep. beep."
wafflegasm by The Global Man December 4, 2004
An obvious conjunction of the words "wave" and "orgasm". Rather than the common explosive orgasm recieved during a sex session, waves of orgasms continue to flow for extended periods of time, hitting one after another.
Girl #1: "So how'd last night go with Dan?"
Girl #2: "Amazing, he gave me wavegasms for half the night, I thought I was going to pass out."
wavegasm by Doc Carr November 6, 2008