belgian waffle maker 

to squat over someone (male or female) and hover the ass hole over their face,shit, and then sit down and fart on the persons face. *"greasing" the pan is an additional measure that includes pissing on the persons face before beginning the process previously mentioned.

Hey bra, did you pull the belgian waffle maker on that blonde chick?

belgian waffle maker by christian holmes April 27, 2007

Waffle Maker 

The Waffle Maker is a sexual position where the woman lays on her side with her legs in a scissor like position and the man moves her legs up and down, much like the opening and closing of a waffle maker. The position is commonly used when the woman's vagina is not tight enough to pleasure the man.

"Man, this chick was loose. I had to go to the waffle maker to get one out"

Waffle Maker by mfishym November 29, 2011

blue waffle maker 

An abnormally large cock that will turn a pussy into a blue waffle after just one pounding.

She did have a nice little pussy, but my blue waffle maker changed her forever.

blue waffle maker by supersab September 30, 2010

Waffle Maker 

Taking a crap on an open laptop computer and slamming it shut.

Dude, that a-hole left me a waffle maker.

Waffle Maker by Pygmy Squid April 4, 2009

Waffle Maker 

Ridiculously fine abs, so pristine and cut that batter would sit perfectly inside its ridges like that of a waffle maker. Those who possess a waffle maker have the sickest abdominals known to man and are not afraid to show it.

Oh snap, did you see his waffle maker? Id like to pour my batter on that waffle maker. He is ripped!

Waffle Maker by The Danglers 304 June 13, 2010

Waffle maker 

The guy who get's you pregnant!

My eggo is preggo by the waffle maker.

Waffle maker by CLUE315 October 9, 2008

Indian Waffle Maker 

When a woman lies in her back hips in the air and legs spread. Their partner takes a tennis racket and hits the vagina resulting in a waffle pattern.

"Yo Matt Joni let me give her an Indian waffle maker"

"Justin I just had the craziest Indian waffle maker with Lori."

Indian Waffle Maker by KennyOSkura May 10, 2016