Wafford Promise 

When you go out of town give your bestfriend the keys to your apartment so he can take care of it, only to come home to find him answering the door in his boxers with his girlfriend inside.

When KB when out of town he gave his keys to MW so he could feed the fish. The Wafford Promise was broken when KB's cousin found MW in his boxers with his girlfriend inside.

Wafford Promise by Kevin Biltheezy June 2, 2009

The Wafford  

When your best friend is about to get into trouble at school and he throws the blame on you.

The Wafford threw a knife into his best friends car and KB got suspended for it.

The Wafford by K. Biltheezy!! March 6, 2008

Watford 

Really amazing town near London, UK.

Very big. Technically big enough to be a city, but we haven't got a cathedral, so we're not.

Has its own tube station, which will soon be closed if they go ahead with the Croxley Rail Link project. But it will be replaced with TWO stations, yes TWO - Ascot Road (the post sorting office) and Hospital.

Lots of places in the UK end with -ford. This is (not) because they are home to Ford dealerships. Watford has many, and therefore you must decide "Wat ford? (shall i visit) ", which is where it (doesn't) get its name.

They're opening a new Apple Store!
Where?

Watford!
Ha ha. Very funny.

Watford by NemoD98 October 30, 2011

Wofford College 

A small, private, liberal arts college located in upstate South Carolina (Spartanburg to be exact). Also known affectionately as the new Harvard of the South which has a 13 to 1 squirrel to student ratio. School where if you are pretty, upper class, and smart you will be the norm. However, niches of diversity exist. Wofford has super accessible professors and staff and consistently rank in the top ten colleges and universities in study abroad. Mascot is the terriers. Colors are black and gold

She was the salutatorian of her graduating class. She is headed to Wofford College in the fall.

Wofford's president Dr. Dunlap used to be a professional ballerina.

Wofford has more freaking squirrels than I have seen in my whole life.

Wofford College by Annimation March 11, 2011

Watford City 

A small city in North Dakota. The greatest place to underage drink in the country. Watford City Highschool is the definition of a shit show.

A place where 70 % of underage kids are involved in alcohol, sex and drugs.

Watford City is known across the state of North Dakota for producing the best partiers and the best drunk drivers.

Kalin: Dude, let's go drink and smoke at lunch.

Brandon: Fuck man, we drank this morning and last night.

Kalin: Pussy, we are from Watford City we never stop.

Brandon: You're right, fuck it lets go.

Karson: RAGE ON

Watford City by RAGEONWATFORD May 17, 2011

warford 

Warford is the last name of the most AMAZING people on the planet. Funny, caring, loyal, and giving. A Warford will always have your back and is always there for you.

have you talked to a Warford yet? They will always help and make you feel good!

warford by iamtheking21 August 14, 2014

A Man City V Watford

A really horrible situation.

A situation where you are being fucked over.

Too bad to be true.

A thrashing.

"God, I feel like a Man City v Watford"

"That was an absolute Man City v Watford"

A Man City V Watford by HonourandIntegrity October 6, 2019