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Waffleities 

Waffleities A cat who is a greek philospher cat who is a know it all. Usually a tuxedo cat.
Waffleities demanded dinner.
Waffleities by charlottepet May 6, 2022

Blue waffeling 

The act of making another person curious enough about what blue waffle is, that thet will look it up, and be blue waffled.
I was blue waffeling with Pete the other night, but it totally backfired, because he spat his drink all over my computer, and now i need a new keyboard :(
Blue waffeling by cheeseflambe August 6, 2010

wafflewind 

The thumping sound produced when the rear car window is down.
God dammit Jim close that back window the wafflewind is hurting my ears!

Waffeling 

Intense brutal masturbation using warm waffles, preferably of the eggo variety.
Mom: "Jacob what happened to all of the eggos? Have you been waffeling again?!"
Jacob: "Don't worry about it ma!"*fap*fap*fap*
Waffeling by Slaperrific December 20, 2016

Waffleitis

The correct term given to a Youtuber who cannot control their impulse to talk utter shite whilst streaming live. Subject has no limit and is guaranteed to bore the pants off of everybody unfortunate enough to catch the live stream.
OMG this dude has waffleitis so bad, i want to block my ears with slugs.
Waffleitis by Silent Robot March 30, 2019

WaffleKing 

The idiot who rules the waffle kingdom and sometimes has a crush on big bois named krad
WaffleKing is going to die from that fucking hug
WaffleKing by FUCKILOSTIT October 16, 2020