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Ton

To get the highest score of 100 in shooting a NSRA 10 spot card.
She shot a ton in the shooting finals.
by cheeseflambe July 10, 2011
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n2k

nice to know. a sarcastic coment to somthing you could really have done without being told.
dude 1: argh my balls are killing me

dude 2: n2k
by cheeseflambe June 28, 2009
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forgetting juice

Alcohol, specifically when used to drown ones sorrows, or forget a certain event, such as getting demoted at work or embarrassing yourself.
dude 1: Man, worst day ever!
dude 2: yeah, lets hit the bar and get us some forgetting juice to make it all go away!
by cheeseflambe November 9, 2010
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Gherkin suicide times

Times of great financial depression, such that buissness men are commiting suicide off of the Gherkin (a large penis shaped building within the greater metropoliten area.)
Dude 1: man, my neighbour lost his job, i lost my job, my best friend lost his job...

Dude 2: tsk. yeah, thease are Gherkin Suicide Times.
by cheeseflambe July 14, 2009
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Blue waffeling

The act of making another person curious enough about what blue waffle is, that thet will look it up, and be blue waffled.
I was blue waffeling with Pete the other night, but it totally backfired, because he spat his drink all over my computer, and now i need a new keyboard :(
by cheeseflambe August 6, 2010
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Happy Birthday

happy-whatever reason im giving this small insignificant piece of crap to you.
Should be said with enthusiasm.
person, whilst handing someone else a half empty tube of toothpaste:Happy Birthday
by cheeseflambe July 20, 2009
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Kangaroo Attack

1)Somthing that really shouldnt have happened

2) something very suprising.

It comes from when a technician in the Australian Air Force was tasked with adding kangaroos to their helecopter simulator, but he cut corners and rather than designing a kangaroo from scratch, used the base of an infantryman, and just altered what it looked like.
He also made it so that it would scatter like a herd of kangaroos when scared. The first group of pilots to try the new simulator saw them and thought "crikey, thats new" and decided to have some fun and scared them all away behind some hills.
Problem is, the technician hadnt removed the bit of code that stopped the infantrymen attacking, and 60 seconds later, the 'roos emerged out from behind the hill with surface to air misslies and promptly brought down the chopper.
1) No way should the teacher have given me detention for being sick in class, that was a real kangaroo attack!

2) OMG you scared the schizzle out of me! I didnt expect you to be hiding in my cupboard! That was such a kangaroo attack.
by cheeseflambe August 16, 2010
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