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waffle texts 

1. When a person sends numerous texts continuously, not giving one the opportunity to respond.

2. When someone is blowin up your inbox with message after message after message
Bill: Damnit! Jen keeps sending these messages while I'm trying to respond to the first damned one!!

Bob: Sounds like she's stackin on the waffle texts.

Bill: Someone needs to calm this bitch down, I think I gotta lay the pipe.
waffle texts by PickleDaVeggieMan October 27, 2009
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He was totally eating that #. (waffle text)

texas waffle iron 

To take a shit in someone's laptop, then closing the laptop onto said shit.
guy 1- What the sweet hell is that smell?

guy 2- It's coming from your laptop

guy 1- Damnit....TEXAS WAFFLE IRONNNNNNNNNN!
texas waffle iron by spread condor September 25, 2010