A chick so hot that you wouldn't care if she walked up and crapped on your waffle. In fact, you'd probably welcome it. Coined by Adam Carolla.
She's no waffle-crapper but I'd hit it.
by Daddyman December 03, 2004
A waffle crapper is a girl so smokin' hot that if she crapped on a waffle, it would turn you on. Coined on the radio show Love Line.
by machine119 November 22, 2004
A girl that is so hot she could crap on a plate of your waffles, and you would forgive her -- you might even get turned on by it. The term is also meant to show contempt for waffle crappers who use their waffle-crapper-ness to take advantage of guys.
Our waitress took a sip of my drink before she brought it to the table. If she wasn't such a waffle crapper, I'd probably be upset.
by Leroy of the Lame Ingineers November 29, 2004
An amazingly beautiful, and attractive woman. Coined by Adam Carolla, on the late night radio show Love Line.
by Devin Ray November 08, 2005
by Ugly Dave September 05, 2007
by iDON'T haveANAME November 13, 2006
A girl that's so hot, you wouldn't mind if she crapped on your waffles while you're eating breakfast the morning after.
Did you see Ariana today? I don't care if she never returns my calls, she's a freaking waffle crapper.
by Body Pillow December 12, 2004