waffle crapper 

A chick so hot that you wouldn't care if she walked up and crapped on your waffle. In fact, you'd probably welcome it. Coined by Adam Carolla.

She's no waffle-crapper but I'd hit it.

waffle crapper by Daddyman December 3, 2004

waffle crapper 

A waffle crapper is a girl so smokin' hot that if she crapped on a waffle, it would turn you on. Coined on the radio show Love Line.

That babe at the pool was a freakin' waffle crapper.

waffle crapper by machine119 November 22, 2004

waffle crapper 

A girl that is so hot she could crap on a plate of your waffles, and you would forgive her -- you might even get turned on by it. The term is also meant to show contempt for waffle crappers who use their waffle-crapper-ness to take advantage of guys.

Our waitress took a sip of my drink before she brought it to the table. If she wasn't such a waffle crapper, I'd probably be upset.

waffle crapper by Leroy of the Lame Ingineers November 29, 2004

waffle crapper 

An amazingly beautiful, and attractive woman. Coined by Adam Carolla, on the late night radio show Love Line.

Damn, that girl's such a waffle crapper i'd suck on her daddy's dick.

waffle crapper by Devin Ray November 8, 2005

waffle crapper 

A woman who is so hot, that if she crapped on your waffles you would still eat them

Kirstie Alley is not a waffle crapper, but Mariah Carey is.

waffle crapper by Ugly Dave September 5, 2007

waffle crapper 

a girl so hot that if she pinched a loaf on your waffles, you would get a hard on.

Stephanie is such a waffle crapper.

waffle crapper by iDON'T haveANAME November 13, 2006

waffle crapper 

A girl that's so hot, you wouldn't mind if she crapped on your waffles while you're eating breakfast the morning after.

Did you see Ariana today? I don't care if she never returns my calls, she's a freaking waffle crapper.

waffle crapper by Body Pillow December 12, 2004