A guy with the brightest smile and most soothing voice. He is guaranteed to make you laugh. He is the most beautiful man you’ll ever lay your eyes on. Wader isn’t your average person, he is top tier. The best of the best. He is always there for you, no matter what. Wader gives the best hugs and will imprint himself on your soul that way he knows he’ll never be forgotten. He can rap and sing any song you want to hear. If you know a Wader, never let them go because you don’t come across them everyday! He’s blunt but in a sweet way. He also loves to smoke and his favorite drink is anything that’ll get you fucked up. Kidding, but am I? He’s everything you could ask for in a person but he gives you more than you ever realized you needed. He is the definition of a real man and you’re lucky if you cross paths with Wader! He loves family and is the sexiest walking thing this world has to offer. Everything about him will make you wish you could be like him. There isn’t a thing he can’t do. If you like surprises, get you a Wader!
Wader done messed around and stole all the bitches hearts!!
by breadbite November 29, 2020
Get the Wader mug.
Someone is so fat that they look like there wading through water when they are waking.
by crackinc August 26, 2006
Get the wader mug.
Someone is so fat that they look like there wading through water when they are waking.
by crackinc September 2, 2006
Get the wader mug.
A phenomenon common the men wearing hip waders or chest waders. The rubbing of the waders in the groin during movement causes an erection to develop - the wader effect. Further stimulation can cause an ejaculation (supreme wader effect) and the semen will run down the outside shaft of the hip wader; this sometimes left to dry as a trophy. When the supreme wader effect happens in chest waders, the semen is trapped inside the wader and needs to be cleaned up. Some men wear waders for the purpose of creating the wader effect.
The amateur fisherman suffered from the wader effect and had to go into the bushes to relieve the tension while his fishing buddies laughed at him and called him “boner”.
by Docksee February 9, 2020
Get the Wader effect mug.
A man who is so deep into muff he requires waders to keep dry from the knees up.
Adam was banging so much 21 year tang, his bros suggested he buy a pair of muff waders to keep dry.
by manalive2122 April 12, 2014
Get the muff waders mug.