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A guy with the brightest smile and most soothing voice. He is guaranteed to make you laugh. He is the most beautiful man you’ll ever lay your eyes on. Wader isn’t your average person, he is top tier. The best of the best. He is always there for you, no matter what. Wader gives the best hugs and will imprint himself on your soul that way he knows he’ll never be forgotten. He can rap and sing any song you want to hear. If you know a Wader, never let them go because you don’t come across them everyday! He’s blunt but in a sweet way. He also loves to smoke and his favorite drink is anything that’ll get you fucked up. Kidding, but am I? He’s everything you could ask for in a person but he gives you more than you ever realized you needed. He is the definition of a real man and you’re lucky if you cross paths with Wader! He loves family and is the sexiest walking thing this world has to offer. Everything about him will make you wish you could be like him. There isn’t a thing he can’t do. If you like surprises, get you a Wader!
Wader done messed around and stole all the bitches hearts!!
by breadbite November 29, 2020
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The sweetest gentleman you’ll ever have the pleasure of knowing. Be prepared to laugh! He comes with all of the jokes. Has a smile brighter than most people’s future. Will occasionally, and by occasionally I mean almost daily, let you know how special you are and how lucky you are to know him. Don’t fuck with Wade Alexander though, do him wrong and you’ll never be allowed inside again. If you know a Wade Alexander, keep them close because they’re as rare as the last time a depressed person took a shower. He’s a badass and will try anything at least once. Loves family and his friends and most of all, music. Never give up on him because he will surprise you everyday and you will never be bored of seeing his beautiful face. Imagine your hero but with some of the best hair in the world, that’s Wade Alexander.
Someone: what is he doing!!?
Mary: he’s being Wade Alexander, you can’t expect anything less!
by breadbite November 23, 2020
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