Waddling turd

This insult is usually aimed at people of different ethnicity (preferably fat pakis). They are referred to as waddling turds due to there poo like skin colour and their fat body’s waddling everywhere they go.

Bob- “hey craig do you know what the time is”
Craig- “no ask Khai the waddling turd”

Waddling turd by Craigsfat May 9, 2021

Waddling Duck 

A cocktail. Kettle One vodka + soda water + a splash of Rockstar energy drink and served with a lime.

Patron: Can I get a Waddling Duck?

Bartender: A mallard or a drake?

Patron: You pick.

Waddling Duck by britishknightshoes June 17, 2009

waddling meat

When a male cums all of their belly and dick while laying down and don't have anything to whipe.

James: Bro I had waddling meat.

Noah: No way bro! How?
James: I forgot to grab a sock.

waddling meat by Flakey Niblet July 12, 2017

Ass Waddling Paddle Master 

1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.

2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.

1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".

2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"

Ass Waddling Paddle Master by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006

Hop Waddling 

The act of looking like you're in a hurry, without actually moving any quicker than walking pace.

* Birds standing on the road. *

" Silly birds get off the road, or you'll be run over "

* Birds don't fly off, instead they commence hop waddling *

" Fine just hop waddle out of the way then "

" You have wings use them, Stupid hop waddlers !! "

Hop Waddling by Aneejit March 2, 2023

Wardling 

Going on a rant about something very nerdy (games, shows, etc.) or about something you enjoy a lot.

Person 1: "So then in the first season (blank) goes to rescue (blank) and you think it's out of the kindness of their heart, but way later on in season five you find out that..."
Person 2: "There they go on again, wardling their heart out."

Wardling by KirishimaKinnie April 24, 2020

wadding

Stuffing; the insides of something

Dayum, when that slit ran the red light and almost hit us, it scared the wadding out of me.

wadding by Richard Black March 12, 2005