Milton Waddams 

The squirrely looking guy in your office who mumbles a lot about nothing and eventually sets the building on fire.

Milton Waddams: "And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting,.. I'm going to quit. And, and I told Dom too, because they've moved my desk... four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see... the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched... from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much,.. and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll have to... I'll set the building on fire..."

Milton Waddams by Falkon January 5, 2006

Waddamite 

A person who exemplifies the finer qualities of Milton Waddams from Office Space, including distracted thinking, disheveled appearance, complete lack of self confidence, inappropriate mumbling or talking to oneself, and an obsessive compulsion to only focus on one item (such as a red stapler or an outgoing wire process) regardless of what else is going on around him/her. Given a small amount of power or control, this person tends to go completely Napoleonic, and is typically just dumb enough to be dangerous.

This new guy Paul is a complete Waddamite. First he shows up wearing a tie that ends four inches above the belt; then he begins really distracting cavitations in his chair, all while mumbling to himself and awkwardly typing on his laptop as we’re trying to explain a very simple process that he completely misunderstands no matter how simple we make it. I can’t believe that anyone would put this guy in charge of a hamburger, never mind an examination.

Waddamite by Furry Trout May 12, 2010

wadams 

Wadams, Noun.

Someone who is annoying, who take no for an answer, or is otherwise too "nice" to say fuck off to.

Wadams, Adjective.
To call someone a wadams is to say that they are indescribably annoying or that they wont shut up

GOD! He's a wadams!

ARGH GO AWAY YOU WADAMS!!!

wadams by Flava September 1, 2008

waddamelone 

waddamelone is the one and only thing that gives us mere mortals a taste of pure power. also a vine. a classic.

Dude: its the most beutiful thing i've ever seen!
Other dude: wat?
Dude: its waddamelone, INSIDE A WADDAMELONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

waddamelone by Mr.PenginYT December 28, 2020

waddass 

it is a very cryptic way of saying "fuck you" to someone you hate

waddass bro

waddass by gabriel_lel_lel February 23, 2024