wanks off

jerks off, jacks off, shakes hands with the governor, spanks the monkey, etc.

see "Prick up Your Ears"

wanks off by Fletcher Cox December 7, 2004

wack off 

to masturbate (male)

a phrase that didn't exist until someone mixed the phrases "jack off" and "wank off"

not to be confused with "wacking"

I saw my brother wack off to porn when I snuck in his room.

wack off by selenagomez123 September 8, 2013

wack off 

to jack off until one cums.

I had to wack off after i watched baywatch.

wack off by Brandi February 6, 2003

wack-off-able 

Something incredibly hot and or sexual that men like to wack off to

Dude...
did u see that porn on we live together??
yea man, it was soo wack-off-able

wack-off-able by John Sniffen December 11, 2006

wack off 

Same as Jack Off and Jerk Off.

"I am gonna wack off with coconut shampoo... then it will smell like coconut."

wack off by Aeon_King April 27, 2006

Wack off Rolodex

In the process of wacking off, a man in his own mind 'flips through' images or videos of women he has met or seen throughout his life in an attempt to find the image to wack off and/or climax to. This collection of images IS the 'Wack Off Rolodex'.

"Dude, I totally used my Wack Off Rolodex, flipped to your mom, and got off the other night"

Wack off Rolodex by Jleeballs April 21, 2007

whacks off 

v.i.or t. ;to stimulate the male genitals usually by use of the left or right hand according to preference,but may also be achieved by filling a milk bottle with chopped liver and leaving it somewhere warm for several hours before use."whacking off" almost inevitably leads to the ejaculation of the male seminal fluids.These are best caught adroitly in a Kleenex.The use of visual aids is widespread.

WHACKS OFF;"you the kids that been whacking off in mah toolshed over pictures of my wife.."

WHACKS OFF;"I whacked a great one off while watching Princess Di's funeral".

whacks off by jesusmotherfuckinghchristonabicycle June 13, 2006