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wackity schmackity doo 

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".
Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*
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Wacksta
Meaning Jealous Person who hates to see another individual achieving success in their field.
_Envious] person who doesn’t want to see the next person come out on top.
A really bitter person who loves to dry hate because they feel intimidated by someone.
Person: Ever since I came on the scene these haters have been showing a Wacksta vibe.
Wacksta by MillYentei DYSlick August 7, 2021

Wackster 

a portmanteau of "wacky" and "hipster," can be heard liking Dan Deacon, No Age, and any contemporary rainbow rock.
"dude that wackster chick is kinda hot, I wish she would take off all that retarded jewelery though"
Wackster by dawgman July 1, 2008
Followers of the great religion of the wack. Our holidays are Wacky Wednesday, Saucey Saturday, and Tide Pod Tuesday. Our annual holiday is The Week of Wack, on June 9th (6/9), and for 8 days, everyday is Wacky Wednesday. (7 days couldn't contain the wack, so the Wack monks decided another day should be added).
I am I wacky follower of wackism.
wackism by theoofoftheoof February 6, 2018

wackinstack 

A stack of Playboys. etc.
Usually found under the convenience of ones bed, or in ones closet.
"Oh shit! My mom found my wackinstack!"
wackinstack by foxygrandpa_18 January 2, 2008
"Gimme yo' controller jawn, yo punk a** just did the wackest outta all 'em"
(actual quote while playing 360)
Wackest by BloodyHeadbutt March 11, 2010
A bunch of short porn clips, or photos, stored away in a hidden folder somewhere on your computer.

I keep getting viruses on my PC, I know he's downloading his "wackits" from this computer!
wackits by iDenzilla September 16, 2007