w34k 

poor; sad; incompetent

"You can't tell people what you want them to get for your birthday!"
"Yeah, that's w34k!"

w34k by Bastardized Bottomburp May 21, 2003

w34k 

Derogatary term for one who goes to bed before the hour of 3am.

Example:
21:00 <person> nightguys
21:00 <otherperson> w34k

w34k by anon April 23, 2003