Acronym describing the 7 things occupying the male mind the majority of the time. Often the topic of "wack" rap songs, "upbuilding" conversation between guys, and mocking with women.
S.- Sex
W.- Women
A.- Alcohol G.- Gaming
G.- Gluttony
E.- Entertainment
R.- Rest
Woman 1- "OMG my BF is overflowing with s.w.a.g.g.e.r. right now. He may not even know i exist!"
Woman 2- "I know! It's like way obvious. Heavy on the S.W.A.G. much?"
Invented by the almighty Dayliethe Malt--the first known internet group that was a Mafia/Cult. The DM--as they're known--also owns you, but the only important thing to know is that they endorse the phrase.
DM1: What are we going to do tonight?
DM2: ...*weg*
DM1: I'll bring the meathook, you bring the nuets?
DM2: Definately.
An acronym meaning “men who get hard from eating pussy go to heaven”
“I’m seeing this new guy, he might be a keeper.”
“How do you know? “
“ Men who get hard from eating pussy go to heaven”
“And that’s on PERIODT!”
“He saw the M.W.G.H.F.E.P.G.T.H. in my Tinder bio and it was love at first swipe.”