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Vultching 

The act of vultching describes somebody trying to flirt with or feel up someone else without really hiding what they are trying to do.Someone who vultches is often trying to get with a vulnerable or lonely girl who they see as easy prey.
Example 1:

James: "Kaaaassssers!!! I love you Kassseeerrrss!!!!

*Puts his arm around Karlie*

Karlie: "Stop vultching on me James!"

Example 2:

Michael:"Blud you were bare vultching on Karlie today."

James: "How was I vultching!?"

Michael: "You were touching her ass!"

Lee: "He's right, we all saw it mate."

James: "Fuck's sake..."
Vultching by Vultcher89 March 16, 2012
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when a person gets the kill in halo multiplayer after someone else has weakened their shields to the point of death.
did you see that? i just vultched that 12 year old's kill.
vultch by carl winslow's moustache January 17, 2008

Parking Vulcher 

A person employed to see that parking rules are followed, often narrow minded, often found lurking in a car park at 17:59. Found in several different versions, ie yellow stripped, green stripped etc.
I parked over there and got nabbed by a parking vulcher
Parking Vulcher by David Valentine January 22, 2011
A person who makes lame kills in an online game, usually when the opponent is low on health of fighting another player.
That guy is such a vulcher.
vulcher by The Maurauder May 27, 2004
A person who shows exsessive attention or excitement towards some thing or someone.

Other forms:
vulch
vulched
vulchin'
Girl 1: That guy is totally checking you out!
Girl 2: Yeah, I know he's a vulcher.

I would have stayed but he was such a vulch

I totally vulched on her shoes.

I can't believe they are coming to town I am totally vulchin'.
vulcher by SarahEden August 2, 2006

cum vulcher 

A women that is always looking for some cum to eat. It could also mean that she is desperate for cum so she eats anyone's.
You bump into a women on the street and she right off the bat asks for you to cum on her-A cum vulcher
cum vulcher by squattingbear June 24, 2008
(N)- one who hovers around a peice of equipment that is currently occupied by another in hopes of using the aforementioned equipment the minute the current user is finished. Most frequently used in cases of gym equipment.

(V)- to hover around a person or peice of equipment in order to ensure that you will be the next user of the particular peice of equipment.
(N)- I was at the gym jogging on the treadmill and this vulcher caim up to me and stood beside the treadmill for 30 minutes until I was finished. I probabley would have used it a while longer had it not been for the vulcher's creepy stare.

(V)- I went to the gym to lift some weights but the only pair of 25lb weights were being used by somebody else, so I vulchered the guy until I creeped him out and he left.
Vulcher by Gordo201010105568989 March 18, 2009