(noun) - The feeling you get while jerking off to a video of your ex-girlfriend on the internet (that you posted) in which you are having sex with her.
<ring ring> hello?

What the hell's your problem? You posted a video of us having sex on the internet after i broke up with you!?

Oh ya, and i had some wicked jerk off déjà vu last night.

What?

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by Noro Machine August 7, 2010
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A déjà vu is usually a glitch in the Matrix.

It happens when T H E Y change something.
"Whoa, déjà vu."
by Mar E. Surr. July 29, 2022
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When you feel like you have already experienced the present moment, but something looks and sounds out of place.
When I saw the word 'Vu déjà ' I had a Vu déjà.
by Lonewolfie August 1, 2020
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A term describing the phenomenon and nature of a relationship of someone who repeatedly dates and experiences situations or relationships that embodies or replicates the last love interest in multiple ways and resulting in almost identical or very similar verdicts. 'Déjà vu-ing' generally indicates identically reliving the nature of a previous relationship but with someone new.
He's 'déjà vu-ing' with Kim so we already know he's going to get his heartbroken like he did with Gina.
by Miss Dvnt October 19, 2017
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When you're talking to someone about a topic you've already covered (but don't remember covering) and you find yourself being able to complete each other's thoughts.
friend: You would not believe what happened to me!
guy: What?
Friend: So I was running this morning when all of a sudden the craziest thing happened!
guy: Did you get attacked by a dog??
friend: YEAH! Whoa, did we already talk about this?

guy: Oh yeah we did, just had a moment of conversation déjà vu
by i3247 August 5, 2015
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