Parlez-vous

When you’re hitting it from the back and you pee a little

Robin: I had such a time last night with Candace, I got so excited that I peed a bit on her poop deck! Good thing she couldn’t see anything, I’d be so embarrassed.

Adam: Why, it’s only a parlez-vous!

by Sturdyfellow January 8, 2021

tsibouklez-vous

Expressed particularly by a non-French speaking Greek male (off the boat), who politely asks a French lady if she likes to give blowjobs.

B'jour, tsibouklez-vous mamzelle?

by Pana-Hoho May 20, 2008

parlez-vous

An inverted French phrase which means 'Do you speak'. Usually followed by 'Anglais' & used by anglophone Canadians & Americans who are too ignorant to even attempt to learn the French language before coming to a place that mostly French-speaking. If you say 'Non', they try to speak English to you anyway, as if the more slowly & loudly they speak it, the better you will comprehend it.

Stupid woman: "Parlez-Vous Anglais?"

Me, not wanting to deal with her: "Non, madame."

Stupid woman: "Are you sure?"

by Raewyn June 19, 2004

Grandez-vous

As in 'rendez-vous' which is a meeting for a few people, a 'grandez-vous' is a meeting of many people.

Pete: "Hey man, you going to Steve's party tonight?"

Jeff: "Sure am, I'll be at the grandez-vous at 8."

by rob-the-mod April 15, 2009

grande-vous

going on a date with someone to Starbucks

I'm going on a grande-vous later today.

by Bookworm422 May 1, 2014

Beja Vous

Color exclusivity in clothing, home decor, etc.

"She bought a whole new outfit in that same awful color, it was like Beja Vous!"

by Ron Rabie May 14, 2008

déjà vous

From french....
Déjà vous is a french expression you use when somebdy arrive earlier than planed... and you say :"YOU ?!!! Now ?!!"

Important : The way you prononce it in english is different from French... "vOUs" is to prononced like "yOU" // different form déjà-vU that your prononce "U" by modeling your lips like a kiss and blow...

- Ding Dong !!
you : I m comin'...
- Door open
Friend : Hello ! Are you ready ?
You : Déjà Vous ?!! i' m not ready !

by Dazhel January 15, 2005