Parlez-Vous
Parlez-Vous by Alexi November 11, 2003
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Parlez-vous
Robin: I had such a time last night with Candace, I got so excited that I peed a bit on her poop deck! Good thing she couldn’t see anything, I’d be so embarrassed.
Adam: Why, it’s only a parlez-vous!
Adam: Why, it’s only a parlez-vous!
Parlez-vous by Sturdyfellow January 8, 2021
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Parlez-Vous • Parlez Vous Buttsex • parlez vous parskwar • parlez! • parler • parvez • Parle • parley • parez • parwez
parlez-vous
An inverted French phrase which means 'Do you speak'. Usually followed by 'Anglais' & used by anglophone Canadians & Americans who are too ignorant to even attempt to learn the French language before coming to a place that mostly French-speaking. If you say 'Non', they try to speak English to you anyway, as if the more slowly & loudly they speak it, the better you will comprehend it.
Stupid woman: "Parlez-Vous Anglais?"
Me, not wanting to deal with her: "Non, madame."
Stupid woman: "Are you sure?"
Me, not wanting to deal with her: "Non, madame."
Stupid woman: "Are you sure?"
parlez-vous by Raewyn June 19, 2004
Parlez Vous Buttsex
1.) A direct and effective way of propositioning a potential sexual partner for intercourse of an anal nature. This method never fails.
2.) An indirect manner in which to determine whether or not a male is of the homosexual preference.
2.) An indirect manner in which to determine whether or not a male is of the homosexual preference.
Parlez Vous Buttsex by Dendralis-Sama May 26, 2008
parlez vous parskwar
short for "oh i understand". mainly used after a person were to say something and you....well..understood......or something like that.
parlez vous parskwar by jared March 22, 2003
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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