Skip to main content

Voldermort

A misspelling of "Voldemort". Voldemort is the primary villain in the Harry Potter series.

Some fans of the books tend to insert the additional "R" often, probably because of its location on the keyboard next to "E". This frequent error is terribly irritating to certain pedantic HP fans; the resulting situation is terribly funny to relatively average fans like me.
But I thought Voldermort was Harry's grandfather...?
Voldermort by Kalondo May 24, 2005
Voldermort mug front
Get the Voldermort mug.
See more merch

Voldermortist 

<Voldermortist> KILL KITTENS LOOK AT ME IM VIOLENT AND DARK
Voldermortist by Mister Floppy March 29, 2005

voldermortist 

An extremely angry young man infatuated with Gothic culture. One with latent homosexual desires. The Ghey.
Voldermortist is raging homo
voldermortist by Bubba May 13, 2005

Voldermorting 

The sexual art of pulling out just before you ejaculate, and blowing your load* all over her chest, screaming AVADA KEDAVRA! If you are agile enough to fuck whilst standing up, she may fling herself backwards and die. Bonus points if she receives a legitimate injury.

*Works best with green cum.
We thought our sex life was getting boring, so we decided to take up Voldermorting. She broke three ribs the other day, I'm well chuffed!!

voldermortist 

Voldermortist squeeled like a girl
voldermortist by RickJames March 29, 2005

A Lord Voldermort 

To punch someone in the face so hard that their nose disappears, causing them to resemble Lord Voldermort.
Guy 1: Dude, what happened to Mercedes' nose?

Guy 2: You didn't hear? She was in a fight and caught a Lord Voldermort
A Lord Voldermort by Gilbydude September 14, 2011

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026