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Volteripalling 

The activity of shoving expensive electronic devices (Preferably mobile devices) up another individuals (preferably a friends) anus hole, The winner of the game is the one who gets the device most dirtiest. The losers have to clean the device with their tongues. This game is usually played in pairs of two.
John: "So how was the sleep over last night?"
Glen: "We stayed up all night Volteripalling and I lost all the rounds, so you could say it was quite... shitty"
John: "Kys"
Volteripalling by BurningZ July 29, 2016

volunteer high school 

shitty little hell hole filled with incestuous skoal dipping, cigarette smoking (especially in the bathrooms), pregnant teens who fight each other constantly. the worst and only high school in church hEll, Tennessee. Also known (due to the abundance of gay boys) as Volun-Queer.
He has a "Roll Coal, Dip SKoal" sticker on the back of his pickup truck? He must go to Volunteer High School.

volunteer highway patrol 

A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed.
I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.

Porn Volume Threshold (PVT) 

The maximum volume level one would use on their computer while enjoying pornography privately
Hey man, I can hear those girls screaming from the other room you need to adjust your Porn Volume Threshold (PVT)

Volunteer editors

The dickheads that keep saying no to my definitions
A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it
Volunteer editors by Washy February 17, 2015

Funk Volume

Hopsin & SwizZz's (the 2 most insane rappers ever) independent record label.
Guy 1- "hey did you hear that crazy beat on the radio?"
Guy 2- "That's not the radio it's YouTube, It's Hopsin, from that Funk Volume Record Label I think" Incredible, right?
Guy 1- Hell yeah, turn that mothafucka' up.