Volteripalling 

The activity of shoving expensive electronic devices (Preferably mobile devices) up another individuals (preferably a friends) anus hole, The winner of the game is the one who gets the device most dirtiest. The losers have to clean the device with their tongues. This game is usually played in pairs of two.

John: "So how was the sleep over last night?"
Glen: "We stayed up all night Volteripalling and I lost all the rounds, so you could say it was quite... shitty"
John: "Kys"

Volteripalling by BurningZ July 29, 2016

Volterra 

1. A town in the Tuscany region of Italy.
2. An important location in the Twilight series; what the Volturi (big boss royal family of vampires) call home.

"We have to go to Volterra to save Edward because he's too tragically romantic for his own good and it'll be the death of him (haha--he's already dead)."

Volterra by puffinmuffin. January 18, 2009

nine-volter 

A girl so fit that you'd go down on her first thing on a one-nighter regardless of her having a shower or not or how many piss-stops she's had during the night while out clubbing/on the lash. Derived from the same burning reaction you get from placing a nine volt battery on your tongue as what you get from going down on an unwashed beaver.

Look at her over there, is she a nine-volter or what?

(other possible uses are upping the voltage to say a 24volter if she's way up there, or likening her to a car battery)

nine-volter by savageYfronts October 22, 2006

9-volter 

When going down on someone for oralsex and noticing they'e in bad need of a wash. You jump back like you've just put a battery on your tongue!

"It was stinking I was like, aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh 9-Volter!"

9-volter by ThomASS June 17, 2003

voltard 

A voltard is a person who volunteers for an organisation but is also half retarded.

Voltards can often be seen in public in their volunteer uniform looking for random public praise. The commonly wear the uniform to fast food outlets looking for a 55 cent discount, then take to social media when they don’t get it.

Voltards are volunteers who think there as good as professionals. They constantly interfere with the professionals of the same organisation as they could never pass the requirements to be a professional so they volunteer instead.

Voltards claim they are actively involved but in reality 48000 if the 52000 voltards actually just cut sandwiches.

Voltards can be identified with many stickers all over their car showing they are a volunteer. They don’t volunteer for the accolades but get upset if they aren’t getting accolades and will do anything for recognition.

“Did you see that voltard ten cars in from with save the CFA stickers all over his car..”

“See him, how could you fucking miss him!”

voltard by MyMagoo May 7, 2018

Voltaren 

Voltaren or Diclofenac is a nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drug used to reduce inflammation and as an analgesic reducing pain.

i took a 75mg dose a Voltaren and all my spraint wrist doesn't hurt

Voltaren by LUCIANWAVE June 2, 2018

9 volter

An exceptionally tangy vagina twat

I went down on this bitch last night and damn was she a 9 volter!

9 volter by luvyamuff October 31, 2004