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A mother that is also a professional school volunteer and takes it way too seriously. Often defined by her sassy casserole recipes and strong opposition to contributing to household income, volamoms should not be confused with soccer moms or parkie moms.

Though she typically holds a high office, she is not even closely related to the standard hardworking PTA mom. She is more powerful and less fashion-forward.

One of the most significant characteristics of a volamom is her nonexistent sense of humor. Everything in her world is profoundly businesslike, complex, and committee-oriented.

Volamoms are very common in the Park Cities area of Dallas, Texas.
I'm screening my calls because a volamom is after me to join a committee.
volamom by blog.peoplenewspapers.com November 28, 2007
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A mixed drink combining Vladimir vodka and the Gatorade of your choosing. Simple instructions: Drink the Gatorade down the the rim about 3/4 of the way down the bottle and then fill it back up with Vlad. Perfect for getting quickly smashed while staying hydrated at the same time.

Not really. Do not rely on this drink to fend off a hangover by staying hydrated. In fact, the hangover will be epic. But the quickly smashed part is definitely true.

Hello college.
Man, I had three Vladorades last night and shit hit the fan. I blacked out by 11 and woke up at 3 in the afternoon on my floor next to a fully cooked ham. We never had a ham, let alone the capacity to cook one.
Vladorade by Pittsburgh 13 February 22, 2011
The official jerkin shoes. They come in different colors such as yellow, red, blue, black..etc. Very comfortable help u slam higher and stand on your tipy toes. The Vlados store is located in LA
jerk1 : i like your red vlados

jerk2 : thanks they are the official jerk shoes
vlados by P@nicxXxNI July 4, 2010
A character of the Soul Calibur series that has existed in all of the Soul Calibur games created so far. He wields a pair of Indian weapons known as katars that act as extensions of his hands. He lives as an eternal guardian in an underground sanctum known as the money pit, which houses the treasure of his deceased master who he vowed allegiance to, the merchant of death; Vercci. after living in the dark completely isolated from the world, Voldo became blind and eventually forgot his own name and language. after a while he begins to hear the voice of his master Vercci who told him to seek out the sword soul edge.....

Voldo is considered by soul calibur fanatics to be an upper-mid tier character. This means that he can be extremely powerful if used correctly.

Voldo doesn't really falter in any particular area of combat. He has powerful throws, horizontal and vertical attacks, and his attack speed is fast. He is VERY unpredictable, and if youre playing against an experienced player, then you will learn to hate Voldo for how annoying he can become. For example, if voldo is used correctly, you may never get to hit him, and it is very easy to do this with Voldo because most of his moves are fast execution, which is a good thing because, for example, if you attack an enemy with a fast execution move and your opponent guards it, you will be able to recover quickly and guard the attack he throws back at you.

Most people don't pick Voldo as a character if they are fairly new because of how creepy he is. I mean seriously, he is one of the only characters to wear a thong (Ivy is the other) he is blind, he forgot his own name and speaks no words, only groans and hisses. His weirdness goes into his moves though too. One of his stances is called the Mantis Crawl, where he holds himself off of the ground, suspended by all four limbs and walks around like a spider. He can also attack backwards during his blind stance, which is extremely useful because you dont have to worry about being defenseless while you have your back to your enemy. Another note is that Voldo is one of two characters (Astaroth is the other) who can negate a back throw. Very useful.

Like I said, most people don't use Voldo because he is creepy and if your friend sees you use Voldo you will have to convince him that you're not gay. Of course, the simple way to do this is to kick the living hell out of your friend with Voldo.

New Player- Who are you gonna pick? I'm gonna be Siegfried because he is masculine and has a ridiculously large sword that can chop you in two like he was slicing butter.

Experienced Player- Oh Im gonna be Voldo

New Player- HAHHHAHAHAHA VOLDO???? he is such a gay character! he wears a freakn thong! im gonna kill you so easily and--

Video Game Voice----Voldo wins!

Experienced Player- A blind guy in a thong definitely knows his business....
voldo by Captain Kiyomizu April 12, 2006
The only shoes appropiate for jerking. They started as skateboarding shoes until they met true talent that was worthy of them.
Nah, man. You ain't a jerker! You ain't even got vlados!
vlado by cinnamon14 November 24, 2011
wtf its a shoe! a kick ass shoe!
person 1: damn! those are some hot shoes man
person 2:ik they are vlados!
person 1:wow ima get some (thts wht he said!)
vlados by hotasmofo July 3, 2010

Vladolf Putler 

What you get when you combine Russian President Vladimir Putin with Former German Dictator Adolf Hitler.
Harold is a giant evil piece of shit, he's such a Vladolf Putler.