Vegansexual 

A vegan who refuses to have sexual relations with a non-vegan.

"I'm attracted to you, Jerry, but we just can't have sex. I'm
vegansexual, and I saw you eating chicken at Louie's house last week."

Vegansexual by A*Raye January 1, 2009

VeganScienceGuy 

Vegan troll who exhibits low self esteem, depression, and anger issues. Many displays of cognitive dissonance. Likely did not receive any love from family.

VeganScienceGuy doesn’t eat meat and thus he suffers from depression.

VeganScienceGuy by Dead_Kintsugi_ June 19, 2018

Vegans Assumption Fallacy

A vegan must never assume that something is vegan unless and until it's confirmed to be vegan.

A vegan realised that he/she consumed a non-vegan product by failing to check the ingredients label, therefore falling prey to "Vegans Assumption Fallacy".

Vegans Assumption Fallacy by Vegan1116 January 13, 2023

vegansexual 

Vegan people who will only have sexual intercourse with other vegans

He is a vegansexual

vegansexual by CloFri March 7, 2018

Vegans Taste Better 

A saying referring to the hypothesis that the semen of vegan men tastes better than of meat/dairy-eating men.

It also refers to the idea that vegan women have better tasting vaginas than meat/dairy-eating women

There has been some research supporting this but most evidence is anecdotal.

I ate out this vegan chick last night and its true what they say; vegans taste better!

Vegans Taste Better by brontosaurus666 February 26, 2011

vegansexual 

Extremely compassionate, passionate, and sexy people who engage in sexual activities with people don't consume animals or anything that comes from an animal. They believe that engaging in sexual activities with omnivores is hypocritical, especially since they live to keep their bodies' free of all and any animal biproducts; which are technically in any omnivore's bodily secretions.

Wow, since you are a vegansexual, you look almost good enough to eat!

vegansexual by toughtofu August 25, 2008

Vogons

Fictitious alien race from Douglas Adam's
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series of books, television shows and radio plays.

Vogons are reknowned for their bad poetry, dislike of hitchhikers, bad temper and tendency to blow up mostly harmless planets.

Most Vogons tend to become bureaucrats for the galactic government, a profession ideally suited to their unpleasent natures.

A prime example of a Vogon is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz, captain of the Vogon constructor fleet that demolished the planet Earth to make way for a hyperspace bypass.

On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry at you.

Vogons by Suvorov August 3, 2004