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Once upon a time a person appears in history, who is so magnificent, beautiful, amazing, funny and badass that only this name can be used to describe them. Said person has to give up his old name as it is no longer worthy. The Volker is seen by all as the king of kings. He can also get any girl he chooses at any time (bc he can control time) and he can surpass the laws of physics or any science for that matter (whether its destroying/creating universes or traveling faster than the speed of light). Also, he is able to fly around on a bad fucking ass black dragon which he may summon at his command (at any time) to destroy shitz.
David: FUCK ME! ITS VOLKER LETS GO TALK TO HIM BC HES FUCKING INCREDICOOL.

Bray: I agree.

Volker: Hail me, bitches
Volker by nubpwnk September 23, 2009
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"I'll have a vodker and Coke to go, please."
Vodker by Badwig May 28, 2016
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Voluntarily celibate for reasons of asexuality, prevention of unplanned pregnancy, STDs, or aversion to social relationships or unforeseen legal complications/consequences and financial discipline.
Hambeast1: Do you think Jake would go out with me?

Hambeast2: No he doesn't go out with anyone because he's vocel.
Vocel by GreatWhiteQuiet January 3, 2014
Voluntarily celibate . Voluntarily deciding to follow the rules of celibacy. See also Abstinence, lack if involvement in physical intimacy with or without being in a relationship with them.
When I was younger there was a discussion on abstinence and keeping your virginity till I get married, I did and after I tried it I didn’t want to experience that again so I guess I would consider myself a VoCel.

As I grew up my body didn’t and it was difficult being so small, people would try to be sexually involved with me except I couldn’t handle it so I decided to not be in relationships by being voluntarily celibate.

Years ago I realized that I don’t like people, I don’t see any person as attractive so I refuse to get intimate with anyone so I am a voluntary celibate. #VoCel
VoCel by shatterddreams June 6, 2018

luke vickers 

a beautiful boy. luke is intelligent, comedic, and sexy. he has a complex character that holds a lot of depth. luke is very honest and open minded as well, he’s always cracking jokes on the spot and is overall a very enjoyable person to be around. luke is also very physically attractive. he has a nice build and is shredded. he has brown hair, green eyes, and a beautiful smile. luke is someone you won’t forget
luke vickers is such a cool dude
luke vickers by prayingmantis January 1, 2022

bridgett vickery 

Sexy,gorgeous,fun,independent,red head with strikingly ice blue eyes curvy and a bubble butt all the girls want to be

Her all the guys want to be with her shes cool like that
Did you see Bridgett vickery she is so cool I want to be just like her
bridgett vickery by Destiny420 July 12, 2017

Messa Di Voce

1. The gradual swelling and diminishing of sound produced by the voice that gives shape to a long note. This technique has been used with instruments as well, but is primarily a vocal instruction.

2. An unofficial "gang" for "bad-ass" Choir/Band kids. They all come together very few times for special musical festivals, competitions, and auditions.
1. There are so many Messa Di Voce notes in this piece.

2. I'm a member of the Messa Di Voces.
Messa Di Voce by AzNCaliButt90210 December 31, 2006