A fart that smells of vomit. May be caused after eating vodka combined with vodka rigatoni.
Not to be confused with Paul Blart: Mall Cop.
Chris: "Eww what the fuck Oie, did you just puke and shit at the same time? That shit smells like a bearded clam."
Oie: "Ha! No, Chris! I just vlarted a little"
Chris: "Ewww, get the fuck out of my room... you don't have all vowels in your name!"