Vitamin P is code for Prolintane. Prolintane is a stimulant of norepinephrine-dopamine reuptake inhibitors developed in the 1950s. This is a pretty awesome stimulant that is sometimes used by overachievers and nootropic freaks. The dose range is 20mg to 40mg and the duration is 7 hours to over 12 hours. It is a mild stimulant with a very good safety profile. It works best if cycled(some time on Vitamin P, some time off Vitamin P). It has recently gained popularity among college students and professionals. The one side effect is that you may become a chatterbox while on Vitamin P. Prolintane is a nootropic with a better safety profile than propylhexedrine, cyclopentamine and caffeine. Prolintane is often referred to as Vitamin P and can go for as much as $20 dollars per 40mg dose. Doses of 40mg or more or continual use without breaks makes you hyper. Vitamin P makes you courageous, but you may seem to bold and occasionally act like a talkative nutbar. Your mind would literally feel like it's been overclocked. Vitamin P has no withdrawal effects and seems like a hybrid of caffeine
and NZT-jr.
and NZT-jr.
College student: Dude! I got so much work to do and all these classes and homework.
College student 2: I've got some Vitamin P!
College student: How much? I really have so much work, I'll need a super brain for it all.
College student 2: I'll give you 100mg for $20.
College student : Cool!
3 weeks later!
College student: I'm amazed by the increase in organization skills, better memory and focus, more energy, and lack of withdrawal simptoms. It's best in the morning though. I feel great! This is like the precious NZT and it's all mine. ALL MINE! Must stock up on prolintane, hydrafinil, phenylpiracetam hydrazide, and all cognitive enhancing substances.
College student 2: I've think you've gone mad with power.
College student: Of course I did! Have you ever tried going mad without power?! It sucks! Nobody listens to you.
-10 years later-
College student 2: You're a professional?
College student: Sure! I owe it all to healthy living, going gluten free because I'm gluten intolerant, plenty of excersice, and good old fashioned prolintane. PROLINTANE!
College student 2: Stop biohacking!
College student: NEVER! As long as I cycle my nootropics, stay healthy, and take supplements and breaks, I'll becoome a galactic overlord.
College student 2: I've got some Vitamin P!
College student: How much? I really have so much work, I'll need a super brain for it all.
College student 2: I'll give you 100mg for $20.
College student : Cool!
3 weeks later!
College student: I'm amazed by the increase in organization skills, better memory and focus, more energy, and lack of withdrawal simptoms. It's best in the morning though. I feel great! This is like the precious NZT and it's all mine. ALL MINE! Must stock up on prolintane, hydrafinil, phenylpiracetam hydrazide, and all cognitive enhancing substances.
College student 2: I've think you've gone mad with power.
College student: Of course I did! Have you ever tried going mad without power?! It sucks! Nobody listens to you.
-10 years later-
College student 2: You're a professional?
College student: Sure! I owe it all to healthy living, going gluten free because I'm gluten intolerant, plenty of excersice, and good old fashioned prolintane. PROLINTANE!
College student 2: Stop biohacking!
College student: NEVER! As long as I cycle my nootropics, stay healthy, and take supplements and breaks, I'll becoome a galactic overlord.
by CognitiveFuel December 18, 2014
Cleaned up version of "pussy" as used in describing the female genitalia. The most important vitamin known to man.
by JDiddler April 18, 2004
The invigorating effects felt when a man has sex with a woman. The "P" in "Vitamin P" stands for "pussy". "Vitamin P" is usually used in referece to requiring sex as a matter of mental health.
When Tony catches Mario masturbating because he hasn't gotten laid in weeks, Tony looks with concern upon Mario and states, "Dude, you gotta get some Vitamin P."
by Xavier Salvador Ramirez August 5, 2006
Vitamin P (PATTASTIC)
While we don’t hear a lot about Vitamin P, the fact is that this is a important element that does a lot for our bodies. Here are some examples of the way Vitamin P, an alternative name for Pattastic or Paterrific, can help us to be healthy, active, and Just Plain right awesome.
Found in North West Florida Vitamin P plays a big role in making sure you and all your friends are always having a great time. Vitamin P impacts your everyday life style adds love, joy, and keeps you smiling all day and night long!
Warning:
Vitamin P. can be addictive!
While we don’t hear a lot about Vitamin P, the fact is that this is a important element that does a lot for our bodies. Here are some examples of the way Vitamin P, an alternative name for Pattastic or Paterrific, can help us to be healthy, active, and Just Plain right awesome.
Found in North West Florida Vitamin P plays a big role in making sure you and all your friends are always having a great time. Vitamin P impacts your everyday life style adds love, joy, and keeps you smiling all day and night long!
Warning:
Vitamin P. can be addictive!
by 850Pat July 2, 2009
Prozac aka Fluoxetine. An SSRI antidepressant with potentially dodgy side-effects (suicide and not actually being interested in sex). But it does the job so well.
by happyperson January 23, 2006
The doctor put me on Vitamin P. It's good stuff, but sometimes it can take several hours to administer the correct dosage.
by The_Incubator August 16, 2003
by PrinzsDi May 6, 2016