by Michael Keenan December 1, 2004
Vise (Cambridge College of Colleges *2019) : Something previously considered unacceptable, bad, illicit, unrighteous, nefarious, or sordid that is later accepted, embraced and loved by many, after a prolonged process of social evolution (i.e. homosexuality, women's rights, the green rush and the legalization of cannabis).
Vise is also an acronym V.I.S.E. :: Values Inspired by Social Evolution.
Noun (n) and Social Concept (sc) English Pronounced / vais / or / vice /
Vise is also an acronym V.I.S.E. :: Values Inspired by Social Evolution.
Noun (n) and Social Concept (sc) English Pronounced / vais / or / vice /
The Green Rush is the most relevant Vise quickly becoming part of our social flow, and with research showing signs it helps many veterans struggling with chronic pain and/or PTSD, this vise is even more tangible and visible than before. It will be a significant marker in history.
Ever been to the VA hospital in Long Beach. They make our veterans wait for 3 or 4 hours, then pump em full of opioids, then wonder why veterans have some of the highest rates of substance-abuse and mental illness. The last place you should ever want a government agency in control is a hospital.
Take a veteran on a field trip to the VA Hospital in Long Beach. Stand next to him through the entire process. When you get home...call me, then tell me if that's where you want your spouse, parent, or child going when they get sick.
TOP SECRET (Internal Classified): Fed criteria for VA employees:
- Experience: 3+ years front office staff at DMV, Correctional Officer, Nightshift Station Chief or Groundskeeper at a mental hospital or abandoned nuclear facility.
- Desired Personality Traits: lazy, irritable, depressed, negative, pessimistic, irrational, stubborn, inconsiderate, aggressive and ignorant.
The private sector is the only place we'll ever see any sort of efficient business system, optimized strategy, and/or streamlined services. That's why this risky-rant goes out to my boy, and favorite South African Space Mangician, Elon MUSK!
Cheers! - Danny Avalon ;)
Ever been to the VA hospital in Long Beach. They make our veterans wait for 3 or 4 hours, then pump em full of opioids, then wonder why veterans have some of the highest rates of substance-abuse and mental illness. The last place you should ever want a government agency in control is a hospital.
Take a veteran on a field trip to the VA Hospital in Long Beach. Stand next to him through the entire process. When you get home...call me, then tell me if that's where you want your spouse, parent, or child going when they get sick.
TOP SECRET (Internal Classified): Fed criteria for VA employees:
- Experience: 3+ years front office staff at DMV, Correctional Officer, Nightshift Station Chief or Groundskeeper at a mental hospital or abandoned nuclear facility.
- Desired Personality Traits: lazy, irritable, depressed, negative, pessimistic, irrational, stubborn, inconsiderate, aggressive and ignorant.
The private sector is the only place we'll ever see any sort of efficient business system, optimized strategy, and/or streamlined services. That's why this risky-rant goes out to my boy, and favorite South African Space Mangician, Elon MUSK!
Cheers! - Danny Avalon ;)
by Danny Avalon June 21, 2019
A queer person; usually a girl that is obsessed with ugly animals like chinchillas. A vise is usually about 4 feet tall and ugly as a shart. Also, they usually copy people and take myspace pictures that make people throw up in their mouth. They also think they are cool no-it-alls.
by Matthew SHerwood September 20, 2008
Also known as the vagina.
Kenny finally had sex with Katie. At first, he didn't really like her, but now he's caught in the the velvet vise.
by E.H.H. November 8, 2007
Phrase used to describe a girl's vagina when it is too tight or nesarly too tight for her partner's penis to penetrate. While it is common for a virgin to be as tight as a vise, many sexually active young women can be this tight for quite awhile, sometimes until they have a child or they have sex with a partner who has a large girth.
Amy had been having sex for seven years with her first lover but was tight as a vise when I met her because my penis was three or four times thicker than her previous lover. She could not get it in when she tried to mount me that first time, so I had to use some KY and had to push really hard. I couldn't believe it when she bled the first time we had sex because her hymen had never been completely torn. She remained tight as a vise until we had children.
by BRD May 4, 2005
by Misssexyness October 27, 2011
Shaq: yo lets go halves on the box of beers
Vise: Oh farrrkk I forgot my wallet bro
Shaq: oh.. you pulled a vise again...
Vise: Oh farrrkk I forgot my wallet bro
Shaq: oh.. you pulled a vise again...
by Shanker September 22, 2017