| 1. | V.I.P. | ||
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V.I.P. is an acronym for "Vanilla Ice Paraphrase." It means changing one small part of something and claiming it as your own. Just like Vanilla Ice did in his hit song "Ice Ice Baby." He used a another songs melody and claimed it as his own because of one small change. "Shall I compare thee to a summer's morning?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of June, And summer's lease hath all too short a date". When a person is confronted with the plagiarism of the poem above the accuser might say, "Just because you V.I.P. a poem doesn't make it yours!" |
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| 2. | Self Proclaimed V.I.P. | ||
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A Person Who Thinks They Are The Shit, But AT The End Of The Day They Are Shit Worthless. They Pretend To Be A V.I.P.
But Little Do They Know, Because They Are The Only Person Who Think That Why About Them... Self Proclaimed V.I.P.
They Go To The Club And Sit In V.I.P. Knowing They Are Living Check Bye Check.... They Try Their Hardest To Be In The Lime Light But Don't Get It Because They Are Frauds... |
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| 3. | V.I.L.F | ||
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Stands For Vampire I'd Like To Fuck. Because there are alot of people out there killing to fuck a vampire. "oh my gosh!"
"what!?" "look to your right.." "so? it's Edward Cullen?" "yeah! oh yeah! he's a total V.I.L.F!" |
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| 4. | Strictly rolling V.I.P. | ||
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I really want to know, there are few bands under this name, and a line in Roisin Murphy's song "Dear Miami" "Strictly Rolling V.I.P." -Roisin Murphy "Dear Miami" It may be related to global warming or something...
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| 5. | FREE.I.P. | ||
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when you get everything - parties, food, drinks, hair, makeup, clothing, travel, etc - for free because you know all the right people, key words and hook-ups, and because you're a hustler. if you fall in this category you transcend the traditional "V.I.P." title. There's very important people and then there's FREE.I.P - the ones who have figured out how to get all the same benefits through various hustling methods. also known as the inner circle, elite hustlers, hooked up crew, those in the know, and the promoter's best friend. for more info go to strawvsgold.com. the author is the founder and quintessential example of FREE.I.P. "I'm so broke I can't go out tonight".
"Don't trip, we FREE.I.P homie!" "How did you get your hair cut and dyed 4 times this month?" "I'm a model for the salon training institute. Straight FREE.I.P. baby!" |
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| 6. | E.V.I.L. | ||
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Every Villain Is Lactose-Intolerant. Those SpongeBob SquarePants bastards stole our idea and replaced Lactose- Intolerant with Lemons. (Kid gets shoved out of nowhere)
"Bwahaha! E.V.I.L. strikes again!" |
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| 7. | V.I.P. | ||
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Very Important Person
for special people, i.e. at the airport, the V.I.P. lounge. "This section is reserved for V.I.P.'s only"
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