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Internet that is only from a wire and not Wi Fi like all clear thinking people have - comes from vintage internet connection and old parents
Man I was over at Saskia's last night and they only have vinternet in the lounge - such a drag we could not send our pix of our vag's to our friends on FB - so 2010, as their parents looked on
by eeyoredonkey February 18, 2011