smoker's vag

A condition due to smoking cigarettes from which the afflicted female's genitalia becomes more aromatic, loses elasticity, and darkens in pigment.

"Bro, did you hook up with Melissa last night?"
"Ew, no.. I heard she's got smoker's vag."

smoker's vag by xTAARGUSx April 25, 2009

athlete's vag 

An infection of the vagina caused by the same fungus that causes Athlete's foot (tinea pedis). Also known by the names tinea twat and fungal tunnel. This highly contagious condition is often spread by cougars.

Causes an itchy, smelly, infectious vag that is a danger to others who enter it.

1. Mike accidentally put his dick in Cassy's athlete's vag. He now has jock itch.

2. That cougar's tinea twat spread the infection to Jeremy's cock, thanks to her rank athlete's vag.

athlete's vag by vagdoc October 13, 2011

Pearl's Vag

A gaping cavern in which all whom enter get lost, never to be seen again.

We lost a lot of good men to Pearl's Vag this year.

Pearl's Vag by Xaneaux July 11, 2011

Rachel Moore's Vag 

The most ill nightclub that ever existed. The fire marshal is never there, therefore, you can fit just as many black guys in there as you want. This club is usually overrun with teenage white boys. Over the years, Rachel Moore's Vag has overcome many obstacles, like the one time the toilet overflowed and they had to do a mass evacuation. Anyway, if you're bored on a friday night, make sure to hit up Rachel Moore's Vag.

there is no example that could ever explain the feeling of walking inside Rachel Moore's Vag.

Rachel Moore's Vag by k-hairy toe-mass March 21, 2011

70's vag

The face of a man with a long, unkept goatee. Similar to a vagina in a bad 70's porno.

"You need to shave. It's starting to look like a 70's vag."

70's vag by Nate Gerstner May 12, 2008

S-Vag 

When a women's vagina smells like poop because a man's cum load is inside her.

The smell that a woman gives off when she has old semen in her vagina.

Jane: Whats the terrible smell??

Nancy: Jason put a big S-Vag into me, and now I smell like shit!

S-Vag by K_moto December 10, 2007

Briza Coothbeartsun's Big Floppy Mammoth Vag

The vaginal region of Briza Coothbeartsun, it is a penis hungry sausage wallet and is so stretched out that when she has children, they will be able to just meander on out.

Paul: Hey Mo!!

Mo: Yeah?

Paul: Last night I got my head stuck in Briza Coothbeartsun's Big Floppy Mammoth Vag!!

Jordan: HOLY TITS!!!

Briza Coothbeartsun's Big Floppy Mammoth Vag by Paublo Unicornez >:D March 27, 2010