village bicycle

Everyone has taken a ride on it. A skank who will let any slob of a guy (and often ferocious bulldyke chicks too) perform the deed on her because all dongs are the same to her, she will go on the job at the drop of the hat. This slut is so stank that she could walk through a retirement home and a 90-year old with dementia will yell "TRAMP!" White, black, redneck, handicapped, gay...it does not matter to this ho. God bless you, village bicycle!

See that ho over there with all the makeup? 9 of my friends have rode that village bicycle!

by PPabs September 25, 2003

village bicycle

See slut.

The local village bicycle broke down with the measles.

by Zyrcon May 20, 2004

village bicycle

Noun. A slut, whore, or one who is easy.

Charlie Augustus Krause V is the village bicycle

by HOWS THE FAG WHOLE CHARLIE? June 10, 2008

village bicycle

1. someone who has been locally skeeted upon on a massive scale

2. the sodomy-cycle

3. a bicycle in motion... has had it's seat removed... this cycle is used in place of male genitals and means to be fornicated with

1. "that village bicycle looks like a bukake-fest"

2. GAY MAN #! "what did you do last night?"
GAY MAN #2 "took a ride on the village bicycle..."*wink wink*

3. "I lost my dildo, may I borrow the village bicycle?"

BONUS #4. emample in music:

(drag queen orchestral choir sings)

"BICYCLE!!!
BICYCLE!!!"

(Frederick Mercury sings)

"I want to ride my bicycle"
"I want to ride my bike"
"I want to ride my bicycle"
"I want to ride my bike"

(drag queen orchestral choir sings again, WITH MORE EMPHASIS!!!)

"BICYCLE!!!
BICYCLE!!!"

---QUEEN

by reryig March 08, 2007

Village Bicycle

A slutty chick who has had sex with many peope. Derived from the meaning of a small town, with one bike to go places. All in all, everybody has ridden the bike.

"Your dating Anglela? Man, shes the village bicycle, dump that bitch."

by Kevin Peterson May 20, 2004

the Village Bicycle

Someone who sleeps with a lot of people. Usually used to describe a slutty person. Or can be used to describe a person who is very flirtaious and has a habit of leading people on (see Tease).

Man, she's the Village Bicycle! Everyone's had a ride!

by the_grunge_style_of_hiphop September 25, 2003

Village Bicycle

Someone who is easy to ingage sexual activity on a regular basis and has no problem doing it with with various different individuals.

Niamh is such a village bicycle.
Yeah totally everyone gets a ride!

by Orlando Devon February 01, 2007