Vampire I'd Love to Fuck.
Take note, it's Love, so the vampire is REALLY hot.
Person 1: Have you read Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles?
Person 2: Why should I?
Person 1: First, the vampires don't sparkle.
Person 2: Then?
Person 1: The main guy, Lestat, is a VILF.
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