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vetruvian whopper 

A large mythical beast fabled as serial killer of other mythical beasts. Basically, the biggest badass thing around...

Termed as a noun for objects, people and tasks that pose a great challenge.

Often spoken with an Australian accent to provide suspense and gravitas. Also used in conjunction with phrases such as "crikey" and "flippin".
Bob: Woah... That mountain is fucking huge.

Jeff: It's flipping vetruvian whopper!

Bob: Fuck me...
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rapacidious vetralian

A fictional creature that has the head of a unicorn and the body of a dinosaur. It was invented by a computer science class in Santa Barbara, CA.
Kaylee was shocked when she saw a rapacidious vetralian sitting in the classroom with her... Then she realized she was daydreaming.
rapacidious vetralian by yoonicorn8 September 13, 2017

Vitruvian Cartwheel 

When two men cartwheel while engaged in a standing 69.
Me and Glen have to hit the gym, we’re keen to try a Vitruvian Cartwheel

Vitruvian Sleeper 

One of several sleeping postures best described by its namesake "Le proporzioni del corpo umano secondo Vitruvio" drawn by Leonardi da Vinci circa 1490. This resting position is the opposite of the fetal position which was popularized in French culture between the years 1859 and the present day. Most likely developed in Ireland, this "posturi vitruvio" came to an abrupt halt when eagles began tearing the nuts off of all Irishmen. Word soon reached the new colonies, and it was nearly unanimously decided that the eagle was the the most terrifying creature, subsequently adopted as our national sigil. Vitruvian sleepers will bloom best in comfortable conditions, with a solid roof to prevent talons through testicles.
Mary soon discovered that after waking up several times with a faceful of Brad's armpit hair, she was beginning to enjoy the outdoorsy taste of Gillette sport. Mary then accepted that she would live with this vitruvian sleeper for all time, and suckle the sweet residues of man dew every morning until the end of her life.
Vitruvian Sleeper by Mieshter April 24, 2014

Vesuvian 

Of volcanic or explosive magnitude; extremely volatile in nature; hot or burning in intensity or temperature
The room erupted in a Vesuvian outburst of objections.
Vesuvian by Don Thinkso October 5, 2007

Versuvian 

When either you or someone else experiences spontanious anger due to a continous pressure in your life.
Randomly stabbing someone because they said 'hello' too loudly in Versuvian anger
Versuvian by Seb the 2nd October 14, 2005

Rapacidious Vetralian

-"Did you catch that Rapacidious Vetralian chomping on Christian's foot!?"

-"Nah yo, that Rapacidous Vetralian was destroying TOKYO!!!!"

-"Nah yo, that was Godzilla, not the Rapacidious Vetralian"