A religion that believes in the healing power of root beer, that a man can have up to 9 wives as long as two of them are male, and Verdukians always leave work to go to the movies on Merlinpeen. They also set out a bowl of meat cubes with a picture of Jimmy Connors as a holiday decoration. Verdukians do not celebrate Christmas. Founding members of Verdukianism are Frank, Lutz, and Toofer from the Television show 30 Rock (Season 4, Episode 8)

We will not be participating in Secret Santa this year because we are Verdukian.

We have to leave work early today, we have to go to the movies for Merlinpeen.

Verdukian by jf27 August 20, 2011

Related Words

Versuvian • Vesuvian • Varsovian Kosher Shashlik • Verdukian • Verdukianism • versokian • Vesuvan • vesuviass • Vesuviate • vetruvian whopper

Verdukianism

'''Verdukianism''' ( Ver-Do-Key-an-ism ) is a religion where people belive in the healing power of root beer, and a man can have up to nine wives if two of them are male.some holidays include Merlin-Pean which is a celebration where Verdukians leave work and go to the movies, and The Day of Mouth Pleasures, where Verdukians recieve free sausage pizza and gentle flossing done by a blonde virgin.practices include putting out a picture of Jimmy Conners and a bowl of meat cubes on an altar, singing Verdukian songs, drinking root beer, geting maried and eating pizza.

"Hey do you practice Verdukianism"
"Yes I do"

"Than you must know that today is merlin pean and tomorrow is The Day if Mouth pleasures."
"ohh Yeah i almost forgot to hire a Blonde virgin."
"amd don't forget the picture of Jimmy conners or else Meriln Pean will punish you by taking away your blonde virgin!"
"ok see ya"

Verdukianism by Kim Jong Grill January 22, 2015

vesuviass

Having severe diarrhea with a large amount of gas that expels the near-liquid foamy fecal matter, much like the volcano that destroyed Pompeii.

"Dude, you've been in there a long time..."

"I'm going to be a while"

"It sounds like you broke the toilet"

"Yeah, carrots give me vesuviass"

vesuviass by IAMCORNHOLIO October 19, 2012

vetruvian whopper

A large mythical beast fabled as serial killer of other mythical beasts. Basically, the biggest badass thing around...

Termed as a noun for objects, people and tasks that pose a great challenge.

Often spoken with an Australian accent to provide suspense and gravitas. Also used in conjunction with phrases such as "crikey" and "flippin".

Bob: Woah... That mountain is fucking huge.

Jeff: It's flipping vetruvian whopper!

Bob: Fuck me...

vetruvian whopper by Adam-ington Kirk-ington June 18, 2011

Vesuvian

Of volcanic or explosive magnitude; extremely volatile in nature; hot or burning in intensity or temperature

The room erupted in a Vesuvian outburst of objections.

Vesuvian by Don Thinkso October 5, 2007

Vesuvan

A paladin that is less than Leet

All those Paladins are vesuvan i could own them

Vesuvan by Devin February 5, 2005

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026