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vesuviass 

Having severe diarrhea with a large amount of gas that expels the near-liquid foamy fecal matter, much like the volcano that destroyed Pompeii.
"Dude, you've been in there a long time..."

"I'm going to be a while"

"It sounds like you broke the toilet"

"Yeah, carrots give me vesuviass"
vesuviass by IAMCORNHOLIO October 19, 2012
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Versuvian 

When either you or someone else experiences spontanious anger due to a continous pressure in your life.
Randomly stabbing someone because they said 'hello' too loudly in Versuvian anger
Versuvian by Seb the 2nd October 14, 2005
All those Paladins are vesuvan i could own them
Vesuvan by Devin February 5, 2005

Vesuviate 

When a person projectile vomits; much like a volcanic eruption, drawing its name from Mount Vesuvius.
Dude after drinking a lot of beer: "Man, I hope I don't vesuviate"

Dude the next day: "Man, I vesuviated everywhere last night"

Other people talking about the dude: "Man, that was some epic vesuviation last night"
Vesuviate by burke-lane September 10, 2010

Eruptus Vesuvanus 

When a man ejaculates a spectacular load in a woman’s ass, and she farts the whole cum load out, resembling a volcano.
Damn her ass caused an Eruptus Vesuvanus after I came in it. There was jizz all over the room and on the ceiling.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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