Vestigal Text 

A text message wherein the original thread is seriously out of date

Tom - Did you read my new test?
Emmett - Yes but it included that fucking vestigal text thread that you sent me 6 months ago and I got confused

Vestigal Text by Salinasone November 18, 2021

vestigial buttsack 

When a person is born with the parts to form a butt (butt cheeks) but no flesh ever properly forms in it, so that the prson doesn't have the natural roundness of a butt and are therefore forced to sit on the extension of their thighs for lack of a natural butt. Or in simpler terms- lack of butt meat.

Hold on, is that Crystals's thighs or just her vestigial buttsack that's creeping from the top of her jeans when she bends over?

vestigial buttsack by Zoraya M May 19, 2008

Vestigial cable 

Cable TV offering in many budget lodgings that is more basic than basic cable. Usually a tuning guide one real cable channel and an assortment of lame local channels. Rudimentary cable is a similar weak program option.

We stayed at the Super-8 lat night...the room was OK but the vestigial cable has to be the worst ever.

Vestigial cable by TonyID March 15, 2010

vestigation 

Another term for investigation

I'm going to do some more vestigation about my career.

vestigation by MidnightMystrey777 March 21, 2017

vestigial virgin 

Someone who remains a virgin much longer than normal, not by choice, but through circumstance.

"The 40 Year Old Virgin" is about Andy Stitzer a vestigial virgin.

vestigial virgin by D1388 October 6, 2016

Vestigial brain

Used to describe someone who has lost the ability to think or seemingly without a working brain. Could also describe herd thinking (another word to add) or cult members who no longer think for themselves.

Homer doesn't think anymore... no, he has a vestigial brain.

Vestigial brain by uuuddd July 17, 2020

v.estigal

an edit acc who's edits are so good just immaculate. The colors and transitions the use>>>

v.estigal edits give me life

v.estigal by iamgroot2000 January 21, 2021