Vertical Newton 

Vertical Newton is an interesting sort of sex position in which both members are upside down, while the penis is inside the other partner's ear. Sounds surprising, but in the heat of the moment, many women find it very sensual.

"I just got my vertical newton on last night!"

Vertical Newton by Chacha311 January 13, 2009

vertical newton 

an extremely obscure sexual move which involves the man to stick his "junk", if you will, into the reciever's ear and spins a 360.

"dude i just got the vertical newton last night, it was rad..."

vertical newton by lindsey butts January 19, 2009

vertical newton 

the pitcher lower his cock into the catchers ear and rotates. Generally clockwise. For the more experienced sexual individuals.

"Man that vertical newton was passionate, i just hope your not deaf."

vertical newton by mr. positons August 4, 2009

Vertical Newton 

The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.

"dang that girl knew just how to get me! She BEGGED for the vertical newton."

Vertical Newton by Austin Hunkoolovin August 17, 2009