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1.
A vagina where the lips are so big and flabby they stick out of the bottom like bacon falling out of a vertical bacon sandwich.
Did you go down on that chick?

No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.
by Muivirt August 30, 2006
 
2.
axe wound; pussy; muff; cunt; vag; moot; box; vagina; snatch; hairy taco; taco; poon; penis reciever; poontang; poonani; mick; anything and everything that is the female genitalia
I added some home made mayo to the best vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had last night
by poonfag October 13, 2009
 
3.
refering to a womans vagina, camel toe, or beef curtians. the pussy lips just all chillin
that girl amber has the tastiest vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had the pleasure of eatin for hours
by Tommygunz45k May 03, 2007
 
4.
Your mums sweaty gash.
Looks like bacon but tastes like mouldy fish.
by dunno August 21, 2003
 
5.
The outer layers of a slutbitchwhore's dirty stinkbox
Hey slut, giz a munch on your vertical bacon sandwich
by JB October 17, 2003