vermonter 

People from the state of Vermont. True Vermonters have been living in Vermont for at least seven generations. Does not include lame New Jerseyite/Connecticut/Massachusett transplants and annoying out-of-stater UVM students. real Vermonters are not hippies. Real Vermonters hose tourists and laugh at them when they gawk at leaves.

"That kid is throwing green apples at those Jerseyites. She must be a Real Vermonter."
"My Great Grandmother x 8 generations came to Vermont from Wales. I'm a Real Vermonter."

vermonter by ch1ckad33 June 16, 2007

Vermoner 

What people who grew up in Vermont call themselves, due to a chronic inability to pronounce the letter "t".

Person A: Joe went out to check on the girls (cows) because it hit 20 below, he's a real Vermoner.

Person B: Ayuh.

Vermoner by Gryphoness April 16, 2010

vermonster 

20 scoops of ice cream, 10 scoops of walnuts, 4 ladles of hot fudge, 4 bananas, 3 chocolate chip cookies, 2 scoops of 4 toppings, 1 giant fudge brownie and whipped cream. Purchase this at Ben and Jerry's.

Dude we went to Ben and Jerry's and got a vermonster. We (4) ate it in less than 10 minutes and got our picture taken and hung up on the wall. ownt.

vermonster by P huNgy May 12, 2004

vermonster 

A creature often referred to as the "Rack' em" which can only be seen at night after hours of binge drinking. Some of the common habits include rambling off of strange one liners, sleep walking and climbing in bed with other males. Excessive use of racial slurs and always has a dip in his mouth. It is common knowledge that all Vermonsters only like 50% of black negros.

Brad:Dude did you see how wasted Chris was last night?

Justin: Yeah he drank like three forty's and turned into a VERMONSTER.

vermonster by Delta Chode February 8, 2008

vermonter 

one who lives in vermont. must have love for the maple leaf, phish, and subarus. does not include UVM out of state students who suddenly have vermont pride after one semester of getting stoned in burlington. see woodchuck.

the vermonter kindly used his tractor to plow main street after a record snowfall of two feet in eight hours.

vermonter by vermontgirl April 20, 2005

the vermonter 

The Vermonter is a sexual position in which you do it doggy style while wearing birkenstocks in the back of a Subaru.

Oh man, I just picked this girl up from the maple trees and we did the vermonter

the vermonter by GoodStuff July 7, 2015

Vermonter 

A Vermont'er is typically undeniably rude. Aloof to a fault, their family dates back at least twelve generations in their precious state. Generally speaking, this person will tell you exactly what they think of you while not making eye contact. Of course, all of this will be unsolicited, and will render you to a state of confusion until the next insult arrives (likely to be soon thereafter). While you are having an out of body experience wondering why the hell you moved to Vermont, the Vermont'er will be smiling in your face at inappropriate times and collaborating with their native born cronies. As a native born jerk, he or she will be sporting expensive clothes and shoes and shopping at over-priced food stores even though they make $12 per hour and finance a Prius. Still, they will be able to out compete in the job market because they are likely to be someone's brother, sister, wife, daughter, etc. A Vermont'er is a lot of things, but friendly, sociable, respectful and worldly do not have a share in these 'things.'

My Vermonter coworker still does not look me in the eyes or greet me--hell, he does not even know my name after three years!

I sure wish I was a Vermonter so that my coworkers would stop locking me inside the closet during my lunch break.

Vermonter by cantwaittoleave November 9, 2013