Vermonted 

It is when you get fucked by someone from Vermont

I want to get vermonted tonight!

Vermonted by jojo6686 October 4, 2011

Vermonted 

To pull out in front of other automobiles, usually in a hurried and hasty manner, in order to drive as slowly as possible. This usually occurs during what native Vermonters call "leaf-peeping" season when tourists (called flat-landers by natives) pull into a thoroughfare as though they were still in New Jersey, only to drive as though a New Jersey patrol car were following them, with lights, and guns drawn.

A more factual investigation, however, shows that Vermonters themselves far more commonly "Vermont" other drivers -- hence, being "Vermonted" while driving your pregnant, and in labor, wife to a hospital. The "Vermonting" car is usually at least ten years old, out of inspection. and can easily be recognized by the half-dozen to dozen cars following it. The "Vermonting" care does not obey speed limits, choosing to drive at least 10 to 15 miles below the said speed limit.

Sorry, your grandmother died of old age in the backseat before we could get her home. We were Vermonted.

Vermonted by upvtway March 4, 2014

Send the Vermont 

When you want a female to send you the Vagina and Tit pic, you cordially ask her to send you the Vermont (VT).

Girl, you got me in a certain state... and I think we're ready to cross state lines... can you send the Vermont (VT)?

Send the Vermont by Rubberdicky September 17, 2017

Vermont

The only state where hippies and rednecks some how co-exist.

Hippie: I love trees and lots of weed

Redneck: thats nice, I like to shoot things with my 105+ gun collection!

Hippie: *rips joint* far out. Vermont is dank, man.

Vermont by DanTheLongHairedMan April 2, 2019

Vermont Tattoo

While having sex in the woods doggystyle the male puts tree sap on his fingers and paints a design on the female's back. The male then comes on the sap leaving the female with a sticky work of art.

Johnny gave Bobby-Sue a Vermont Tattoo last night in the woods behind Timmy's house. It took her two hours to wash it off.

Vermont Tattoo by Mr. Cletus October 2, 2010

Vermont

A very windy state due to the fact that New Hampshire sucks and New York blows.

Timmy: Why is it so windy here in Vermont?
Becky: Because New Hampshire sucks and New York blows.

Vermont by teflondicky December 28, 2005

vermonting the door 

To aggressively scrape the bottom of a car door on the high street curbs in Vermont towns.

Andy was repeatedly Vermonting the door of our rental car on our trip to Brattleboro, VT

vermonting the door by Double Z September 29, 2021