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Vermicious Knid 

NOUN: A fictional extremely aggressive extraterrestrial lifeform that's spoken about in "Charlie And The Great Glass Elevator"
It's origins are the fictional planet of "Vermes" that's 53,100,000,000km (32,994,810,307 miles) away from our sun.
"Oh no, A vermicious kind!" said an astronaut before being brutally devoured by one.
"While The Shlarps were exploring the galaxy, they encountered a Vermicious Knid group that was their inevitable end"
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Vermicious Knid 

a fictitious creature from the book "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" by Roald Dahl. used to define any undefinable creature that would do any undefinable thing.
Oh look, a Vermicious Knid.
What the fuck is that?
I have no idea, but if you want to sound like an idiot saying something no one knows or cares about, that's what it is.

Vermicious Knid 

During intercourse in a bed, partner #1 pulls the corners of the elastic banded bed sheet off the bed and pulls it up over partner #2, trapping them. They are then dragged on the floor and spun around so the sheet is twisted shut. While they try to get out, #1 furiously masterbates before climaxing at the same time #2 emerges. Partner 1 then yells “Charlie, lookout, it’s a Vermicious Knid!” as they cum on the other person, who is forced to hide back under the sheet.
“I gave Stacy a Vermicious Knid last night!”

Joe let me give him a Vermicious Knid and he took 5 hours to escape!”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026