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Ventrilojizm

The act of vengefully jizzing upon or within an individual whom you have recently made your cock puppet.
Inmate 1: Did you hear about Frank? He's in the infirmary for anal hemorrhaging.
Inmate 2: Shit, what happened?
Inmate 1: Eh, Big Monty made him a legitimate cock puppet in the showers.
Inmate 2: Oh damn!
Inmate 1: Yep, even finished it with some post-sodomy Ventrilojizm.
Inmate 2: Messy.
Ventrilojizm by MajesticLlama August 20, 2011
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Ventriloquate 

To be taken control of by another person; usually a significant other
Yo, your girl ventriloquated you.
Ventriloquate by Bubbo2k October 19, 2018

Ventriloquist Teeth 

Its a condition that occurs when you're high AF and the edible gives you such severe cotton mouth and you have no saliva left in your mouth.
Your upper lip sticks to your gums revealing a toothy grin known as "ventriloquist teeth"
Ventriloquist Teeth by High AF September 27, 2015

Gentricle 

A monarchy without any actual power.
"Did you see the Queen making her address last sunday"
"No, I don't care about the gentricle"
Gentricle by Wthisbritaineven March 29, 2021

Ventriloquist Discharge 

Verb: pretending that you're having an orgasm by making loud noises with your mouth when nothing is actually coming out.
Billy had ventriloquist discharge since he really didn't want to sleep with Frank. Where do I shit?

ventricide 

1: The killing/injuring of someones heart.
2: The soundtrack in The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth when you fight Mom's Heart/It Lives.
1: Im about to commit ventricide!
2: Hey, ever heard of that one Binding of Isaac soundtrack called Ventricide? It's awesome!
ventricide by right hand man is hot November 23, 2020

ventrilifart

n. A deceptive fart that sounds like it came from someone or somewhere it didn't.

v. The act of 'throwing' a fart so that it sounds like someone else did it.

Note: Often unintentional, a ventrilifart frees the farter from persecution.
Phil: Yesterday I punched my roommate for busting ass, but it he swears a guy outside the door ventrilifarted as he walked by. He might be right, I didn't smell a thing.

Tom: I got hit with a ventrilifart the other day. I dodged left and stepped right into the cloud. Man that guy was good.

Dennis: Dan won't stop ventrilifarting and everyone keeps blaming me.
ventrilifart by Shek: A-Force November 29, 2006