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Ventrilojizm

The act of vengefully jizzing upon or within an individual whom you have recently made your cock puppet.
Inmate 1: Did you hear about Frank? He's in the infirmary for anal hemorrhaging.
Inmate 2: Shit, what happened?
Inmate 1: Eh, Big Monty made him a legitimate cock puppet in the showers.
Inmate 2: Oh damn!
Inmate 1: Yep, even finished it with some post-sodomy Ventrilojizm.
Inmate 2: Messy.
Ventrilojizm by MajesticLlama August 20, 2011
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Ventrilojism 

Masturbating with one hand while talking dirty to yourself with a hand puppet on the other hand then ejaculating into its mouth.
Jeff Dunham is funny, but not as funny as the look on my mom's face when she caught my ventrilojism show.
Ventrilojism by Didlme December 30, 2021
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Ventrilojizzum 

When a man comes inside a woman and It doesn’t exit her until she’s no longer in her man’s presence.
We had sex this morning. When I went to work and sneezed, I suffered a ventrilojizzum.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
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A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
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