Inmate 1: Did you hear about Frank? He's in the infirmary for anal hemorrhaging.
Inmate 2: Shit, what happened?
Inmate 1: Eh, Big Monty made him a legitimate cock
puppet in the showers.
Inmate 2: Oh damn!
Inmate 1: Yep, even finished it with some post-
sodomy Ventrilojizm.
Inmate 2:
Messy.